Some of you may think it's okay to be a smarty fart all the time, as much as I wish this was true, it's not. Believe it or it there are times when being a smart alec just shouldn't happen. (I know it sucks!)
-You probably shouldn't be a smart alec around people who don't quite know you yet. If the first things that comes out of your mouth around them that there shirt looks like th printing machine blow up. Odds are they will say good bye right there.
-You should never be a smart alec at a funeral, people are sad and grieving, so just NO!
-Don't be one while at a job interview! Unless you don't want the job, then talk away.
- Don't be one in court, that's a big "No-No". Odds are that you want the judge and jury to rule in your favor so just do what your lawyer asks of you.
-Try your best not to be one while in school around teachers. Some teachers don't mind, and will go along with it. But some have a really short temper and don't enjoy our wonderful gift as much as others do.
-Don't be one at work unless your a comedian and know people will laugh at your smart alec ways. I'm sure if your boss caught to you asking the customer if they really wanted to up grade their meal to the large size, you might be out of a job.
- And don't be one if you're being pulled over.
Being a smart alec is a beautiful, and bountiful gift, but it shouldn't be used at all times of the day. Some people find it annoying (can you believe that?) Just remember to be safe with your words, and review what your going to say before it comes out of your mouth!
Best of luck this week!
- Your smarty pants coach.
One time my aunt was talking crap on one of my uncles at his funeral. Some people need to learn common sense
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ReplyDeleteWise words my friend. Very funnnnaaay.
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