So you want to be a "Smart Alec?"

Lesson One

Getting to know me, and your first steps. 

So you want to be a Smart Alec? Well you've come to the right blog, i wouldn't call myself a master, but i'm as good as they come. I've been a smart Alec for about five years now, and i quite enjoy my ability to slightly annoy people, confuse them, or make them laugh. And from experience, you shouldn't be one to people who get annoyed easy. 

Your key word that will help you through out your career is SARCASM:the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. And when you hear some one say something that isn't true or you can hear that little voice in your head saying something really funny,say it. And if you're a funny person, this will work in your benefit.  Now for your first challenge, try it when every you'd like and when a conversation starts out like this, i hope you'll be ready. 


"What would you like for dinner?" Say's whoever is buying

"Food" You'll say.

"Well duh, what kind of food?" 

"well duh, the kind you eat." 

After you say this, they should get a sour look on theirface. and at this point it's up to you to decide if you should continue going  with your remarks, or you can give in and tell them what you really want. 

i hope everything works out in your first mission, and you can report back here next week for your second lesson. And enjoy your new smart alec was!

Best of luck, Your smarty pants coach.